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Sarah Stanton
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To dream of a zebra denotes that you will be interested in varying and fleeting enterprises. To see one wild in his native country foretells that you will pursue a chimerical fancy which will return you unsatisfactory pleasure upon possession.

A Teachable Dicking

Sat Jul 26, 2014, 11:11 AM



Last night I dreamt of a king who had journeyed far and wide, whose army had been decimated in battle, who was sick and weary of the world. Just when he thought all hope was lost, he came across the court of a foreign kingdom. They were suspicious of him—and for added flavour, the dream was very specific that they spoke French—but they invited him to refresh himself with dancing and music and a rest in a feather bed. Later that night, of course, two women of the court visited him and proceeded to ramrod him to death.

At this point, it was time to offer feedback. I told the writer I thought the plot was solid, but there were a number of anatomical inaccuracies that made it unbelievable—chief among them that the two ladies would not have been able to extract the king's pus if he was floating upside down in a swimming pool. With a little more research to tidy up these trouble spots, I suggested, the story would be just fine.

So next time you want to complain about the deviantART community, or think, even in passing, that critique is onerous and unnecessary, just remember: it could always be worse.

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