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Sarah Stanton
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To dream of a zebra denotes that you will be interested in varying and fleeting enterprises. To see one wild in his native country foretells that you will pursue a chimerical fancy which will return you unsatisfactory pleasure upon possession.
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Sat Jul 26, 2014, 11:11 AM


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Last night I dreamt of a king who had journeyed far and wide, whose army had been decimated in battle, who was sick and weary of the world. Just when he thought all hope was lost, he came across the court of a foreign kingdom. They were suspicious of him—and for added flavour, the dream was very specific that they spoke French—but they invited him to refresh himself with dancing and music and a rest in a feather bed. Later that night, of course, two women of the court visited him and proceeded to ramrod him to death.

At this point, it was time to offer feedback. I told the writer I thought the plot was solid, but there were a number of anatomical inaccuracies that made it unbelievable—chief among them that the two ladies would not have been able to extract the king's pus if he was floating upside down in a swimming pool. With a little more research to tidy up these trouble spots, I suggested, the story would be just fine.

So next time you want to complain about the deviantART community, or think, even in passing, that critique is onerous and unnecessary, just remember: it could always be worse.



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julietcaesar Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I had no idea you were in San Francisco! I definitely would have bought a ticket straight down to SF since I was hanging around Washington state anyway further north to visit Lili. 

How are you? :hug: 
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zebrazebrazebra Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Professional Writer
Well, now you don't have to! Seriously, I was probably on the flight to Sydney just as you were writing this. Which is not to say I wouldn't've loved showing you around all my favourite SF haunts. www.booksmith.com/, anyone? 

I'm okay, apart from that random rant I just sent you on Facebook. About to go inflict a hot shower and a cold beer on myself... 
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Vigilo Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Student Writer
Just, you know, dropping by to give a hug, and I hope you're doing well, lovely. :tighthug: :heart:
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neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thefuck you doin' online :evileye:
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zebrazebrazebra Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Professional Writer
Dude, you know as well as I do that I don't even have an offline presence anymore.
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neurotype Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You raise an excellent point.
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zippip Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
Thank you for the fave, and for all your support and reading.
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zebrazebrazebra Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Professional Writer
You're welcome! (And sorry for my tardiness, and the way I basically only enjoy your work from the shadows, perhaps in a dark alley or a badger sett, snuffling at it and whiskering my approval and trying to get it DDs. But you're welcome nonetheless!)
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IrrevocableFate Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014   Writer
Happy birthday, lovely one. ♥
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MarcoEmma Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Happy birthday!! :D
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